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Today's funny - Polish Sausage and racism

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Dennis L, 2007/08/02.

  1. 2007/08/02
    Dennis L Lifetime Subscription

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    Polish Sausage .... Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!

    "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
    The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
    If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"
    The clerk says, "Well, no!"
    "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
    "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

    The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot. "
     
  2. 2007/08/03
    Steve R Jones

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    That darn Home Depot clerk promised me he wouldn't repeat this:eek:
     

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