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The Big Brother, maybe not too far from the truth

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    MrBill

    MrBill SuperGeek WindowsBBS Team Member Thread Starter

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    The Big Brother, maybe not too far from the truth




    - Hello! Gordon's pizza?
    - No sir it's Google Pizza.
    - So it's a wrong number?
    - No sir, Google bought it.
    - OK. Take my order please ..
    - Well sir, you want the usual?
    - The usual? Do you know me?
    - According to caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust
    - OK! That's it
    - May I now recommend ricotta, arugula with sun dried tomato?
    - No, I hate vegetables
    - But your cholesterol is 7.4
    - How do you know?
    - Through the subscriber's guide. We have your blood tests for the last 7 years
    - Okay, but I don't want this pizza, I already take medicine
    - You haven't taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased 30 tablets at Drugs Online
    - I bought more from another pharmacy
    - It's not showing on your credit card
    - I paid in cash
    - But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
    - I have another source of cash
    - This is not showing on your last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
    -BLOODY HELL? Stuff Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I'm off to an Island without the internet.

    - I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport; it expired 5 weeks ago.."



    Ain't it the TRUTH!
     
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    Talk about invasive :mad: I just had Google Mail wanting me to set up on my smartphone - couldn't get rid of it. I don't need to answer mail on my phone and the only way to stop it was to Restart the phone - till next time :eek:
    Funnily, Stuff here in NZ is the Media App (Fairfax news etc.) So for me it's Stuff Stuff, Stuff Google, Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin and WhatsApp and Whoever and I'll just Restart again.;):D
     

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    When does Google start asking for your last bowel movement?
     
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    Right after you've eaten your pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust, ricotta, arugula with sun dried tomato. :D:D
     
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    Or when you have Taco Bell.
     

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