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Test for Dementia

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Admin., 2007/12/01.

  1. 2007/12/01
    Admin.

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    Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

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    Let's find out just how clever you really are.... 
    
    
    
    
    [B]Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) [/B]
    
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="Red"][U]First Question:[/U][/COLOR] 
    
    
    [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. 
    What position are you in? [/COLOR]
    
    
    
    
    (scroll down) 
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    [U][COLOR="Red"]Answer[/COLOR][/U]: If you answered that you are first, then you are 
    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take 
    his place, you are second! 
    
    
    Try to do better next time. Now answer the second question, 
    but don't take as much time as you took for the 
    first question, OK ? 
    
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="Red"][U]Second Question:[/U][/COLOR] 
    
    [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]If you overtake the last person, then you are...?[/COLOR]
    
    
    
    (scroll down)
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="Red"][U]Answer[/U][/COLOR]: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are 
    wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? 
    
    
    
    [I][B]You're not very good at this, are you?[/B][/I]
    
    
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="Red"][U]Third Question: [/U][/COLOR]
    
    
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done [COLOR="Red"]in your head only.[/COLOR] 
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. 
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. 
    Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. 
    What is the total? [/COLOR]
    
    
    
    
    Scroll down for answer..... 
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Did you get [COLOR="Red"]5000[/COLOR]? 
    
    [COLOR="Red"]The correct answer is actually 4100. [/COLOR]
    
    
    
    [COLOR="SeaGreen"]If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!  
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?  
    Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe. [/COLOR]
    
    
    
    
    [U][COLOR="Red"]Fourth Question[/COLOR][/U]: 
    
    
    [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 
    4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? [/COLOR]
    
    
    
    
    Scroll Down....
    
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="Red"]Did you Answer[/COLOR] Nunu? [B][I][COLOR="Red"]NO![/COLOR][/I][/B] Of course it isn't. 
    Her name is [I][B][COLOR="Red"]Mary[/COLOR][/B][/I]. Read the question again! 
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="Red"]Okay, now the bonus round[/COLOR]: 
    
    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. 
    By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully 
    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. 
    [U]Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of 
    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? [/U]
    
    
    
    
    
    [COLOR="Red"]He just has to open his mouth and ask... 
    It's really very simple. [/COLOR]
    
    
    
    
     
  2. 2007/12/01
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    LOL I'm completely demented. :rolleyes:
     

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  4. 2007/12/04
    Jaredvcxz

    Jaredvcxz Banned

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    Why would a blind man want sunglasses?





    2/5




    wait... what?

    OMGWTF?! I'M CRAZY!!!


    EDIT: 13th post ಠ_ಠ
     

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