Resolved Paddy Goes on The Wagon

Aye lad,
Oi,

Scottish, not Irish but let's not start that again Arie will have a fit

Take it to Gen Disc if you want yer juke puled ower yer heid


And ya don thin I be knowin' this?
where ya bin keepi' yor ead?

 

Ahent the wellgate, hinging on fir you ya <expletive>.

Tha legs fell aff a wee bitty efter the erms bit em still hingin on, when ya cumming doon tae soart this oot?

 

Aye lad, I be sortin' ya quite soon. I jest need a bit of sleep rite naw.

 

Typical,

You plastic paddy's always hide 'neath yer quilt

Git yer backside ti Dundee an soart it oot noo ya bassa

(All in jest folks and if you don't understand don't worry about it)

 

An if they don it's all tha bitter.

 

An this all depends on if ye be from Perth or Edinburgh.
What's brilliant fer one is rubbish fer the other.
Meself, I'm doggin today and Doon-the-Watter.

 

Tony,

It's been claimed that some people can not only tell what city you're from but even the street just by our accents. I have said it before and I'll say it again, it's a lot easier to speak Dundonian than it is to type it though.

He Fev (High Five)

 

Arrrgh

Furst ye call is Irish noo yer saying em fae thae numpty toons. Ev hud enough, gei's yer address yer claimed

Yill be in the watter when em finished we ya ya <oops>

 

That be California. Did I stutter, or is yer earin' a bit off today? Quite daft ya are.

Careful lad. Ah'll stoat yer wallies.

 

The only wallie ere iz you ya numpty, an em no stoopit, whar in California? Em cumming tae get ya.

 

Numpty aye? I'll av ya knoo a thang or two lad. Yoo be the only numpty round these parts, and I'd be watchin yoo tongue if I cut it out.
Yoo be sounding like the blether of a bam.

 

That be the County of Sonoma lad.
Ifin yer forgot the question that'd be ear in California, ya dobber.
BTW, I seen yer photo dother day and ye be lookin like a bauchle.

 

Chas,

You were doing so well but fail.

It's twa not two. You don't sound like a blether, you are a blether. I'll give you bam but usually it's bampot.

Translation of your post below

Numpty Aye? ell hae ya ken a thing or twa bairn. Yur the onie numpty roond ere, n ed be watchin yar tongue coz em cutting it.

Yer a wee blether noo <oops> aff

 

Did ah stutter or is yer earing a bawherr aff today?
Sae noo yer correcting mah speech?
Wha gave ye th' pumpin' crown o' language royalty anyway?
A'll tak' ye doon tae th' cooncil juice 'n' sink yer ship mate.

 

I'm sorry, no one is available to take your post at the moment. Please leave a message as Paddy is catching a flight to California, his visit is short and sweet though so he should be in touch tomorrow. In the meantime if CHiP's get in touch with you please give Paddy an alibi.

 

Aye, 'n' we'll be waiting tae hear fae th' lad again, even if he's nae th' sharpest claymore in th' drawer.
An if he be comin tae California then he shuid spend some time in Yosemite, Monterey, 'n' Carmel. Thay ur th' maist picturesque parts o' th' state tae see.

 

(posting from plane)

It's that bloody splodge eh wanna see, the rest kin wait till efter

 

An ah wouldn't be feeling sorry if ah wis ye.
Unless, o' coorse, yer gazing in th' mirror.
Ye dae huv a mirror, noo dinnae ye?
Ah ken th' times thay be tough, sae we cuid tak' up a collection fur ye, if be.

 

If tis a splodge yi'll waant tae see, then juist keek in th' mirror at yer tummy.