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How long the wait for a haircut?

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by TonyT, 2008/01/09.

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    TonyT

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    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut "? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours ".The guy left.

    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut "? The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

    A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut "? The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

    The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back. "

    A little while later, Bob returned to he shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves "? Bob looked up, tears of laughter in his eyes and said, "Your house. "
     
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    BillyBob Lifetime Subscription

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    What a GREAT way to start a day.

    I just printed this out and showed it to my Wife Nancy.

    She says
    Is she trying to tell me something.

    She also says my coffe is ready.

    Keep the great sutff coming.

    BOB
     
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    Steve R Jones

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    Too funny.
     
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    virginia Lifetime Subscription

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    Thanks TonyT,

    I just sent that one to my barber.
     
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    Explains why my Barber is divorced !!
     
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