Help, computer is working properly

I got me a 21 inch monitor and when I plugged it in it started working properly. When I went to burn a CD it burned without a hitch. The printer prints and the scanner scans. I've downloaded all the updates and my computer continues to work. I then loaded the latest drivers for my sound and graphics cards and this **** computer just keeps on running!

I'm scared to death waiting for something to break. What should I do?

 

Break it yourself (on purpose)! That way you won't have to spend all that time worrying about the inevitable. Could save you many, many months of heartache!

 

Try editing the registry. Anything with the word "system" in it is a good start.

 

Shut down firewall and A\V and go surfin.

 

Quick, reply with your street address. I'll ship my kids, UPS, to your door. Make sure they get fed or they will gnaw on the table legs. Give them 3 minutes, and your computer will never be the same!

Johanna

 

Open it up and yank out the PCI cards, while it's still running.

 

Just let me come over and run it for a while. You will have no more worries. As I sit down at your keyboard, your machine will crash. Permanantly. I think they all fear me. I noticed earlier today mine was trembling.

Martin