English - how she is spoke/translated

I have a Smartphone. IDEOS U8150 model. I was looking for a separate charger to enable me to charge the battery out of the phone. This is what I found on Yahoo Japan:
Commodity explanation
HUWAEI.WiFi terminal E5830. original exchange batteryHB4F1 ..3.7V capacity1500mAh
Bulk goods( not yet packing goods)

to, exclusive use battery charger(USB terminal attaching)
GB4P43-2001. set.

battery charger. set therefore, body. battery is another. charge did..... can do ..

battery.
Emobile. pocketWifi D25HW,
SoftBank.C01HW,
docomo.HW-01C
to common... becoming therefore, this.. model also possible to use.

charger.,USB terminal. equipped,5.2V 800mA output. possibility.USB-AC adapter as. use possibility.
USB charge cable. body installation battery. charge.. and so on possible to use.
( thatUSB terminal. optional..... cable..iphone4. charge... did)

length hour drive..., preliminary battery, battery to the exchange


* notes

1. abroad product therefore, somewhat package. dirt scratch. exist might be. please pardon.

2. photograph. published thing. exhibit all becomes.
. unknown point. certainly from the question column inquiry please.

3. initial defect.1 week within. request. we will correspond.
arrival did commodity. damage operation defect contents. difference was case,1 week within. contact please.
1 week. passage did after, commodity. exchange returned goods etc. absolutely..... therefore after arrival immediately. operation.. verification. please.
other when no claim we hope in a no return.

4. after the bidding successfully1 week within. if you cannot pay successful bidder's circumstances. cancel please do it.
in this case Yahoo!. system from negative evaluation attaches automatically therefore attention please...

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* and downward certainly please peruse*

packing. damage etc.. not for, firmly. we perform., recycle goods. use... is.
nervous one. please refrain from bid.

excuse me,, in the shop same time selling therefore, sale. becoming might be therefore, please acknowledge beforehand.


** after the bidding successfully**

after the bidding successfully., Yahoo! auction system from automatic sending mail middle.,[ order form] . click,. chronicle please transmit...
( order form. commodity details page inside .)
↓
customer. order form.. reply back, acceptance completion. automatic sending mail. reached. acceptance. completion do.
↓
from customer payment verification taking place. did.,24 hour within( business holiday. exclude). payment verification. mail. we deliver .

payment.. business holiday excepting3 day within shipping.
* business holiday. commodity page upper part. recorded therefore, person who hurries up before bidding please verify...

after the bidding successfully, flow of transaction. order form.. unknown in case, Yahoo! auction system from mail. chronicle. address till message receive., message display board.. do not hesitate, please inquire..^^


** outside fixed form.. hope.. customer...**

outside fixed form shipping is, commodity page. delivery method( following delivery method field ). description having commodity. limit .. moreover,, outside fixed form. system. circumstances on, equal240 jpy. setting do. 240 jpy and downward postage. concerning the commodity, beginning price.. difference.... we do therefore,. comprehension. on, bid. my best regards.


** attention!!**

shipping is Yu-Pack. recommendation will do.
non-standard-sized mail correspondence commodity. outside fixed form shipping.. hope. customer., mail accident etc.. occurs possibility. exist...... put please...
outside fixed form after shipping because of, commodity. not yet... damage.. does claim - absolutely. correspondence not possible therefore, beforehand. comprehension. on.. designation please...

other, payment delivery method etc.. following field please look.
( mail service Expack flight. service do not do)

I managed to find one on Ebay AU which was being sold from Hong Kong. It cost me $13.24NZ.
I ordered and paid for it with PayPal on Saturday 29th. October - and it was delivered by mail this morning at 10.30am 2nd. November.
I was blown away with the speed this package came from HK to NZ!
It works great and now I can charge my spare battery and do the swap in less than 30 seconds. Pays to shop around. Neil.

 

That "translation" reminds me of one on a light meter my brother bought, many years ago, which read "care should ber taken not to permit the unit to descend unto the ground, lest broken should it become ".