Ridiculous Tourist Complaints

So very true of some travellers. Neil.

 

OMG. "The beach is too sandy! "(?)

 

Went to the link referenced - it was HYSTERICAL! Thanks for the chuckle - I really needed it this morning.

http://bay.com.mt/***/item/1724-ridiculous-tourist-complaints.html

 

Someone needs a geography lesson.

 

You notice they didn't complain about the time it took to get from England to Jamaica - only the return. Neil.

 

And still the complaints keep coming:

What about customers who stayed for 3 nights at the Hotel to do some walking on the local mountain range and nature reserve and then complained that the area was too hilly and impossible to walk as they only walk on level ground.

An American lady tourist visiting the amphitheatre at Epheseus, Turkey, said: "If this had been built in America they would have put an elevator in. "
An American couple had travelled to the north of Norway to see the midnight sun, but as they stood there they complained that it was the same sun as home in America and wanted their money back.
On a visit to Lapland: "The disappointment telling the children that the reindeer could not fly was incredible... you must state this clearly in your brochure in future. "
"I realise that there is no electricity in theWilderness Cabins, but there should have been somewhere to recharge my phone. "
"I think it is appalling that you cannot go white water rafting in a stretch of river with no rocks. "
"I was shocked to discover on arriving that my Spanish pesetas were no longer accepted. "
"You said that your local Slovenian reps spoke English, but you failed to mention the Slovenian accents. "

 

As Matlock would say: "Aww, get out o' town."

I guess they thought the earth had two suns?

 

Notice how most of these people are American...

 

The wife and I were amused a few years back when staying in the Costa del Sol at Toremelinos. The German tourists were reserving all the deckchairs near the swimming pool early (6.00am) and the Brits were coming along and changing the towels (reserve marker) to deckchairs at the back.
I think there is a bit of anti between them! Neil.