How's this for a con?

My Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. though, it is indeed, a very long time.On my singular, I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again, after couple of months now.with great gratitude to your efforts, I am informing you that I have finally succeeded in transferring the Ten Million United States Dollars to the bank in Spain, with the assistance of a paraguay friend,whom based on agreement received 30% of the entire money for his financial involvement and efforts.

Presently I have relocated to South Korea, to establish the electronic company projects with my own share as I have earlier proposed that I would be investing my share into lucreative and profit-oriented businesses. Nevertheless, I cannot forget you, especially your honest efforts, though it did not yield positive fruit, but I still appreciate it, thank you very much, meanwhile I have a surprise package for you.

Contact my secretary in Africa his name is Mr.Martin John, email him atmartinjohn2007@yahoo.com) Or (martinjohn2006@hotmail.com) I have instructed him to direct you on how you would receive the Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars in cheque, which I set out for your compensation, please I want you to accept it in good faith.
I really appreciate all you did and I pray that we would meet someday, but right now I am too busy for some time, you know what I mean, so feel free and get in touched with Mr.Martin John

Best regards,

Mr. Joseph A.W ODIGOMMA

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You can bet Shift>Delete was my next operation. Neil.

 

And do you realize how many people will reply to that E-mail.

I am a Moderator on another website, and my biggest job is keeping spam off the site. The spam always ends with "follow this link to claim a prize."

But these people will stay in business because (sad to say) there is a sucker born every minute.