A Merry Xmas Ride

Holiday Health & Safety regulations.
All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh,
going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that
a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh
for members of the public.
This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only
one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger
proportions.
Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners
before their fields may be entered.
To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request
that laughter is moderate only and not
loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by
any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks
at night.
While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV
cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut,
all users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must
be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.
The angel of the lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining
his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing
appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects
of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory..
Following last years well publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal
Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the
ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R
Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and
disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this
offence.
While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various
parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is
reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and
all gifts must be registered.
This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages.
It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are
specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common
gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.
Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger
without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will
be arriving shortly.

Have a merry Christmas
. . but not to merry . Ho Ho Ho
The same Legal guys that advised Arie with his Xmas Card. Neil.

 

ROFL

Merry Christmas!