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The computer swallowed grandma

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Geri, 2008/08/05.

  1. 2008/08/05
    Geri Lifetime Subscription

    Geri Inactive Alumni Thread Starter

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    The computer swallowed grandma.
    Yes, honestly its true!
    She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.

    It devoured her completely,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm.

    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find.

    In desperation, I asked Jeeves
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online.'

    So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
    And send her back to me.

    This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have
    Been fearless and learned to use the Computer....
    They are the greatest!!!
     
    Geri,
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  2. 2008/08/13
    jacrabbit

    jacrabbit Inactive

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    Poor Grandma

    While your at it could you find mine as well, I hope Taz didn't get her ;)
     

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    That was prety good, I liked that. Did you write that yourself?
     
  5. 2008/08/25
    JohnB Lifetime Subscription

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    Computer wiz Grandma's

    That's a great one Geri, I will send it to my mother, who at 93 is a Grandma and Great-grandma. She is fairly competant on the computer, loves to e-mail, browse etc. Learned to use a computer about 4 - 5 years ago.
     
  6. 2008/08/27
    dolphinsdream

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    Dd

    I also am a new computer using grandma and after reading that I laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.

    DD
     

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