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Old 12th January 2007   #1
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Hey Zander I know you have been looking for the answer to the tree falling in the woods question for litterly years....

Your quest is over!

And just to show off my age wisdom and vast knowledge I am going to tell you.

When you read the answer you will kick your self as you will know instanly without any doubt that it is correct and realize it is so obvious!

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It depends on what she told him to listen for, before he went into the woods!

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Ha! My quest is over then. Guess I need to find a new sig.
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Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I messed it up for you didnt I!!!

Man I am thoughtless.

You now have nothing to look forward too.

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Well, I can always leave it for those that don't know the answer to ponder. I'd still get entertainment out of that. I spent many years wondering.
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Please don't hijack threads. I have split this one and moved it to General discussions.
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OK Sir

I am sorry!

See there Zander you got me in trouble with the man!

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If a man speaks, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Now I don't know McTavish.

But I sure know you don't play in a thread or THE man will will knuckle your head!

No playing in the threads unless it is a play thread like this one!!!

I learn fast. Ain't getting my head knucked again!!!!

BUT it was all Zander's fault! LOL!!!!!!

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BUT it was all Zander's fault! LOL!!!!!!
Well, I have to plead guilty. I'm supposed to be making sure these types of things don't happen, not add to them. My goof. Anyway, it won't happen again.

Mike, if you ever try to get me started again, it'll be my magic wand time for you!

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After a couple of re-reads and careful reflection, I would suggest that Zander's question remains unanswered, depending upon one's frame of reference.

Mike - the sound of a tree falling in the woods is interpretive and yes, it could correlate to what one was "supposed" to be listening for; however, this is quite different from a man saying something in the woods. There is also a need to address whether it was pine, poplar, aspen, maple, oak or birch. Further, if was birch - did it still have its bark or was that stripped to make one of those little canoes?

McTavish - You raise a good point and its similar but perhaps a little too generalized. Zander specifically referenced "the woods", which by its very nature should permit a female in close proximity to differentiate what was actually said from that which she thought she heard. However the stipulation here, as in your example, is that no woman is around. That still leaves us in a quandry.

Zander - While I think you are safe and your signature question remains unresolved and intact, the very fact that Admin posted a Hijack This Log of sorts could be an admission that there are no woods in Las Vegas or Malta to adequately test this postulate. (thus the reprimand, Mike)

The question as I see it is still dependent upon one's frame of reference. I don't know how anyone can answer this but my wife tells me the man is wrong, especially if he thinks he can slip one past mother nature.


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My wife concurs with Rockster2U's wife on this.

Mother nature is indeed of the female gender, derived from the fact that it can be warm fuzzy and happy to cold nasty and mean in seemingly a blink of an eye with no provocation.

Therefore "speaking in the woods" we are still wrong because there is no chance of not being heard by a "woman". and we should not delude ourselves about ever being right unless the only words we speak are....

Yes dear, sorry, it was my fault

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LOL!

Well I feel better!

Now Zander is back in the search, has a quest, something to look forward too.

After I "attempted" to answer. I almost immediately thought I had ruined everything for him in this quest.

You guys have rescued me from the guilt.

I confess I tried to blame Zander for what I did to get my head Knucked by the man!

Seriously I did not mean to Hijak the thread just wasn't thinking and didn't mean for it to continue.

But! Other than head Knucks it has been fun! LOL!

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Darn you Mike. In your attempt to relieve me of this burden (quest) that I carry, all you've done is gone and made it worse. More to ponder now. How am I supposed to sort this all out now? Do you have a cleanup routine for this can of worms you've opened up too?

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Rock, I laughed at that. You're wife's a thinker. Not good for you!

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LOL, we really have too much leisure time these days.

I had to go into my profile to turn on signatures to actually see what your signature was Zander. I had just assumed it must have been the one about the tree making a sound, so when I butted in I thought I was being original.

BTW, the answer to that original riddle of does a tree make a sound if nothing is around to hear it – is no.

Did you know that colour does not actually exist?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? - Stupid question, the egg of course.

Would a one-legged duck swim round in circles?

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We can't let this thread die. After all it was created because I got my head knucked!

I saw on Majorgeeks a download

HeavyLoad 2.2
Simulates heavy activity on a PC.

Does that mean we don't need Norton any more?

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